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Zachary Edward Crosby Wallis III Esq of Sparta: Vice President 09, Social Sec 07/08 and Club Liability 1988-Present
To the left you will find the lovely Zachary Edward Crosby Wallis III Esq of Sparta, who will be acting as your Social Sec for the coming year. As you can see from his his lovely attire, Zac will stop at nothing to entertain the masses, whilst ensuring that the whole club is on the raz...having spent a weekend away at MacBeach recently, he has earned the newest club title, from hence forth to be passed from pisshead to pisshead: Club Liability. Having chugged a bottle of Jager before we hit the Scottish Border, there are certain things that really shouldnt be mentioned here, and thus you will have to find out about them when you get here, however, let me assure you they are totally outragous!
Since Zac is such a fuck up and can only use his craptop to write an essay or two, I am having to write a mini bio for him, in the hopes that he will come along and make sure its right and/or put some of his own words here....
We will start with the following: TROGDOR!
I believe Zac had played Ultimate before he came to uni, it certainly looked that way when he joined the club in time for Outdoor Regionals towards the arse end of his first year, he has quickly become one of the best mid/endzoners that we have and can be found running around the pitch like a crazy mofo! I am of the opinion that this boy has a pint of vodka with his crunchy nut cornflakes every morning...his second year of Ultimate here in Hull has seen Zac at many tournaments around the country, and has recently seen him win his first MVP prize at MacBeach, just a couple of days ago.
Some important notes, he can play Trogdor on Guitar Hero while going absolutly fucking crazy and not even looking at the screen...he shotguns beer rather than enjoying a cold one...and is not happy unless he has a Jager Bomb in his hand...
Hmmmm....Club Liability.....
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